LAURA'S BUSH

Laura’s Bush tells the story of a small town librarian who discovers Laura Bush is blinking a Morse Code message for help in her public appearances. With the aid of a local sex shop worker, they abduct Laura and she reveals that her husband had been replaced by a captured body double of Sadam’s, who has had an extreme makeover. The neo-cons discover the women’s hideout and Colin and Condoleeza negotiate to control the First Lady, but we find neither are whom they seem to be. In a final shootout, an American emperor emerges. The companion pieces include two upscale Republican women (played by two men in drag) having tea in company of their Arabian servant (Grand Dames), a homeless woman named Amelie revealing her theories of economics (Amelie), and three “shits in suits” examining and putting appropriate spin to the Abu Ghraib prison photos.